The cat is already training.

Let me back up. We got a new sectional couch (don’t ask). It’s slightly L shaped. Our house is set up with the living room and kitchen only separated by a pair of pocket doors hidden in the walls and never used.

Anyway, the cat starts running from the kitchen to gain speed. If you remember the old cartoons where they run in place with smoke flying, you can picture my son’s cat as it gains traction on our wooden floors. It jumps from the floor to the couch. Runs along the bottom cushions, then along the back cushions…yes, sideways…before running along the top cushions. The black devil…er…new kitty, then jumps off the couch onto the chase we didn’t put away yet. Runs along that and then leaps four feet to the recliner chair.

Where it belly flops on the floor because it missed.

Then barely pauses before it starts all over again. My gosh! The energy!

I would video tape it to show you, it’s hilarious, but I don’t think I would be fast enough to catch the little booger.